Tiger Admirer Gifts

A man steps on the tail of an animal skin rug

'Big cat? I told you we overfeed our cat.'

Tiger

"I've heard that this binge-eating is not the best way to go about it."

Year of the Tiger - 2022

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

'Jurassic Pork.'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

Tiger Costume

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

Sober Tooth Tiger

"We haven't danced in ages."

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

Tortoises breakdancing

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

The Clown Hit

Squeal like a pig!

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

"And just what makes you think I use Steroids?"

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

'You got a search warrant?'

"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."

"Fancy an Indian?"

'Yeachh! This isn't easy when they're not potty trained.'

'Alright, I don't want you raising a stink in here like last time!'