Alligator Admirer Gifts

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

"I think I'm just going to go ahead and take the penalty stroke on this!"

'Yeachh! This isn't easy when they're not potty trained.'

'Careful, he bites.'

alligator halloween

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Romantic Giraffes

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

Bear Hugging Season Open

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Honey Wallah

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"