Alligator Aficionado Gifts

"Cosmetic dentistry changed my life."

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

'Hey, I think that's him: alligator riding motorcycle, wearing goggles and a bandana - hold it - there's no bandana.'

"Harry, we need you to throw out the car keys."

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Hurricane Idalia

'Me? Argue? ...No, sir! That was an excellent call.'

"The sewer is all right, but I'm going to the Everglades for my vacation."

"And he doesn't shed at all."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"Eat me"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"And would you like flies with that?"

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Leak in the fish tank.

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

Crocodile

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"