Alligator Aficionado Gifts

"Cosmetic dentistry changed my life."

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

'Hey, I think that's him: alligator riding motorcycle, wearing goggles and a bandana - hold it - there's no bandana.'

"Harry, we need you to throw out the car keys."

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Hurricane Idalia

'Me? Argue? ...No, sir! That was an excellent call.'

"The sewer is all right, but I'm going to the Everglades for my vacation."

"And he doesn't shed at all."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Eat me"

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"And would you like flies with that?"

Leak in the fish tank.

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

Crocodile

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'