Gator Lover Gifts

Uncle Boney's Gator Farm

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

'Me? Argue? ...No, sir! That was an excellent call.'

Man with pirate eye patch and bandana giving a lecture

"Keep your guard up and don't hold your punches. Whatever you do, watch out for his right hook!"

"...some of these tadpoles may not be yours."

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

'It appears to be a genuine bat-out-of-hell.'

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

'Yeachh! This isn't easy when they're not potty trained.'

Sharks of the World,number 3: The Grey Nurse - A Grey Nurse Shark wearing a Nurse's uniform.

"I'm not taking you fishing any more, dad."

The Neverglades ( Alligator heaven )

"And when I get to this fancy French restaurant, will they be glad to see me?"

"I only missed one rodent quota!"

"Clown pirates!! Whatever you do, don't underestimate their numbers!!"

Uncle Bernie's Litigator Farm

'Hey, I think that's him: alligator riding motorcycle, wearing goggles and a bandana - hold it - there's no bandana.'

'Maybe next time. I never kiss on a first date.'

Tadpoles

'And you call yourself an environmentalist!'

"I like him. He reminds me of me when I was a frog."

'Careful, he bites.'

"I've had to leave the city: the noise pollution was making it difficult for me to fly safely..."