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Uncle Boney's Gator Farm

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

"Oooh, that one was a bit gamey."

'Aww, mom! Pineapple upside down cake? ...Again?'

'Me? Argue? ...No, sir! That was an excellent call.'

"...some of these tadpoles may not be yours."

"Keep your guard up and don't hold your punches. Whatever you do, watch out for his right hook!"

Man with pirate eye patch and bandana giving a lecture

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

'It appears to be a genuine bat-out-of-hell.'

"And when I get to this fancy French restaurant, will they be glad to see me?"

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

"Clown pirates!! Whatever you do, don't underestimate their numbers!!"

"You lost your wife amid the other manatees? What do you mean, 'other manatees'?"

"I'm not taking you fishing any more, dad."

Sharks of the World,number 3: The Grey Nurse - A Grey Nurse Shark wearing a Nurse's uniform.

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

'Yeachh! This isn't easy when they're not potty trained.'

The Neverglades ( Alligator heaven )

"I only missed one rodent quota!"

Uncle Bernie's Litigator Farm

'Hey, I think that's him: alligator riding motorcycle, wearing goggles and a bandana - hold it - there's no bandana.'

'Careful, he bites.'

Billy was conflicted and confused.

'And you call yourself an environmentalist!'

"Can you believe it? They insisted on the earmuffs so they don't have to listen to my awesome yodeling!"

"I can't be sure, but I think Dracula is the bat holding the phone."

Tadpoles