Alligator Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

'Don't go.... He likes you!'

'No, thanks. Mom. Allie's doing fine eating hamburger.'

Alligator Farm.

"Look - an urban legend."

"They can shine a light at night all they want, with my sunglasses on, they won't spot me..."

Wildlife

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Giraffe Umbrella

"Look, a bug!"

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

Piranhaclaus

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Garden Goddess.

'I admire your floatibility.'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"I love this time of day."

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

Koala

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

"Marco ..."

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

Giraffe Selfie

"The unlucky lemming"

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."