Academic Alligator Admirer T-Shirts

Dear folks. Well, you were right; being the prettiest gator of the Everglades hasn't helped me one bit.'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Romantic Giraffes

Horror movies

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Bear Hugging Season Open

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

Pets.

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

Exciting potato bugs.

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Rubbish Carousel

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'