Alligator Appreciator T-Shirts

'We're design classics son - unchanged for hundreds of millions of years...These new gimmicky things come and go.'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

A Venus cow trap.

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Dear folks. Well, you were right; being the prettiest gator of the Everglades hasn't helped me one bit.'

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

Leonard Nimoy

'Me? Argue? ...No, sir! That was an excellent call.'

Things we need to acknowledge

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

'Yeachh! This isn't easy when they're not potty trained.'

"Put the oven on dear, I've picked us up a lovely leg of salmon."

"What can you possibly expect from my client, your honor? He's a wolf!"

'The squid seems a bit underdone.'

'Hey, I think that's him: alligator riding motorcycle, wearing goggles and a bandana - hold it - there's no bandana.'

"Can you keep a secret?"

"It's not straw - it's rattan."

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

Puppy school vs. kitten school

'Careful, he bites.'

A Cow watching a horror movie.

It's true what they say: Life at the top can be lonely...

'We had to hire a bigger venue to accommodate the elephant in the room.'

'The sun! The beach! Herb, didn't I tell you Florida was the answer?'

alligator halloween

Nelly Copter

"Cosmetic dentistry changed my life."

"Hi! - We hear that this is a 'nation of immigrants,' right?"