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'The sun! The beach! Herb, didn't I tell you Florida was the answer?'

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"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"They're so like us."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Jungle Stores.

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

Author's Bio-diversity.

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Sperm Whale.

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Japanese Whaling

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

Baby squirrel & Berries

Mother Duck.

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'