Alligator Lover Gifts

'The sun! The beach! Herb, didn't I tell you Florida was the answer?'

Football Chameleon

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

"They're so like us."

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Author's Bio-diversity.

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

Jungle Stores.

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

Japanese Whaling

Mother Duck.

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'