Alligator Enthusiasts Gifts

"Donald Trump couldn't brain a blister."

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Piranhaclaus

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Unemotional Support Animal

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"They're so like us."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

"So who is this First pet?"

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

'Guess who's teething?'

Beware of the Cat.

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

"OK, so you've won the mating fight, but will you please allow me visiting rights to see my kids?"

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

'The penguin is upset...'

"I have to give you credit. You're a pit bull and you're nice on and offline."