Alligator Antics Fan Gifts

'Lunge out of the water and slap his face!? ... Oh, that's real effective, Leonard.'

Skipping Horse

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Bert's dog training.'

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Stubborn Horse

'Remember me?'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

Dog ignores angry cat.

A Tumble Cow

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

Fresh fish

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'So... Who's chasing who?'

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

"He's starting to flag a bit"

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

Ta Da!...

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

"Consider yourself chased."