
"Donald Trump couldn't brain a blister."
Decorate their walls with captivating alligator art prints—ideal for nature fans eager to showcase their fascination with these incredible creatures.
"Donald Trump couldn't brain a blister."
The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.
Piranhaclaus
Christmas in the Fish Bowl
Florida - Still Gay as F**k
'Oh, crap.'
"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"
Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'
Unemotional Support Animal
'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'
'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'
"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'
"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"
"They're so like us."
'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'
"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."
Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).
OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!
'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'
Feline Evolution.
"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."
"So who is this First pet?"
'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'
'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'
"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."
"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"
"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam
"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."
'Guess who's teething?'
Beware of the Cat.
"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."
'The penguin is upset...'
'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'
"OK, so you've won the mating fight, but will you please allow me visiting rights to see my kids?"
"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."
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