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"You can be anything you want to be - no limits."

Fish trying to get food.

'What's our ETA?'

'Please, just call me Mario. We like to keep things informal around here.'

Goldfish in Bowl, "And this is the sitting room and the bedroom and the toilet and...."

'I love to come here because it reminds me of how I became a capitalist.'

"Relax. Even in a recession, people need rare tropical fighting fish."

FISH ESCAPE.

"We find it calms the patient."

'Ok, you have the bowl and I'll take the water!'

'He's okay with the fish but it appears he had his heart set on a puppy.'

'Let's play some cards, boys. Oh, and by the way, the wife said if we figure out how to light these cigars we can smoke in the bowl.'

'It was only a matter of time.'

"Just be honest, John... you'd rather be fishing with the guys than spending the weekend with me, right?"

'Oh Mother, he's just showing off his passion for freshness.'

"He's picking me up at eight, and don't worry Dad, he comes from a good pod..."

'It's not snow - it's dandruff.'

"You are literally my entire world."

"Do you ever wonder who feeds them?"

"How's that whole 'thinking outside of the bowl' thing working out for you now?"

"Frankly, he's trying to teach me his language, but he makes no effort at all to try to learn mine..."

"Do you realize what the sodium content of this water is?"

A cat taunts fish with a remote control.

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

Eels - Health & Safety Notice: Slippery when wet.

"Sometimes I'd rather be loved than feared."

"Your device is synching."

Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a

Scotch and water, hold the scotch

Ok, ok, we'll discuss your issues with personal space again.

No caption. (Two water coolers are in an office. The first contains water for human workers. The second is lower. It is for cat workers and the water includes fish.)

Replacing Nemo

"REALLY?!!!"

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Penguins at a zoo stare at a floating penguin-shaped helium balloon held by a child.