Stylish Gator Lover T-Shirts

'Oh the boots? My Mother in Law bless her soul!'

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

Civilized Salmon

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'Me? Argue? ...No, sir! That was an excellent call.'

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

Mankini - One size fits all.

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

The Neverglades ( Alligator heaven )

"I've fallen for you hook, line and really BIG sinker."

Uncle Bernie's Litigator Farm

'Hey, I think that's him: alligator riding motorcycle, wearing goggles and a bandana - hold it - there's no bandana.'

"Can you believe it? They insisted on the earmuffs so they don't have to listen to my awesome yodeling!"

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

Uncle Boney's Gator Farm

Billy was conflicted and confused.

Save Our Lagoons

"I miss real mountains."

The goats stumbled across some magic mushrooms!

'I told you not to put goat's cheese on that trap.'

'Did I ever tell you that I had a TV show idea called 'Super Nanny' years before this one?. . . Except mine was about a crime-fighting goat.'

'The sun! The beach! Herb, didn't I tell you Florida was the answer?'

"Cosmetic dentistry changed my life."

Alligator drinking Gatorade,

Frog jumping over a puddle.

Hair of the dog spots: a dog wearing a beret

"I just don't know. . . kids nowadays!"

"I just found out what braces cost."

Gators Being Covered in Peopleaid.

Hurricane Idalia