Stylish Gator Lover Mugs

'Oh the boots? My Mother in Law bless her soul!'

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

Civilized Salmon

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

'Me? Argue? ...No, sir! That was an excellent call.'

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

Mankini - One size fits all.

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

The Neverglades ( Alligator heaven )

"I've fallen for you hook, line and really BIG sinker."

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

Uncle Bernie's Litigator Farm

'Hey, I think that's him: alligator riding motorcycle, wearing goggles and a bandana - hold it - there's no bandana.'

Uncle Boney's Gator Farm

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

"I miss real mountains."

'I told you not to put goat's cheese on that trap.'

The goats stumbled across some magic mushrooms!

'The sun! The beach! Herb, didn't I tell you Florida was the answer?'

"Cosmetic dentistry changed my life."

Frog jumping over a puddle.

Hair of the dog spots: a dog wearing a beret

"I just don't know. . . kids nowadays!"

"I just found out what braces cost."

A goat-herder notices Satan trying to fit in with a herd of goats and sends him off

"And he doesn't shed at all."