Gator Admirer Mugs

"I just found out what braces cost."

Billy. The Kid.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

Dear folks. Well, you were right; being the prettiest gator of the Everglades hasn't helped me one bit.'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

Tiger

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

Bat

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

'Yeachh! This isn't easy when they're not potty trained.'

The Neverglades ( Alligator heaven )

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

'I was a tall, handsome prince, and an evil witch downsized me.'

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

Uncle Bernie's Litigator Farm

'What a cool screen saver!'

'Careful, he bites.'

'I don't get it Sam. It must be dry humor.'

Uncle Boney's Gator Farm

'He is not my pet...he is my son!'

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

'Next!'

"I hate to break it to you guys, but it's kinda the same up here as it is down there."