Tiger Lover Gifts

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

Year of the Tiger

Year of the Tiger

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Tiger Costume

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

Sober Tooth Tiger

Milkin' Impossible

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

'Can you pass me the saw-dust when you're finished with it Darling?'

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

Ozone layer claims another victim.

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

"My mum's favourite recipes are: birch with mayonnaise, oak with tomato sauce, hazel with Dijon mustard, beech with salt and pepper and pine with soy sauce..."

Funky Facts: Turtles.

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'

Tiger

"So....are we, like, dating now? Or what?"

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

Camouflage Unit

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."