Tiger Lover T-Shirts

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

"Mine, I believe, is the Green Jacket."

Year of the Tiger

Year of the Tiger

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Turtle Trailer Court

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Tiger Costume

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

Milkin' Impossible

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

Sober Tooth Tiger

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

'Can you pass me the saw-dust when you're finished with it Darling?'

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

"Got to go. I just heard a faint 'shazam."

"He thinks it's the weather channel."

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

Ozone layer claims another victim.

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

The Re-Giving Tree

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'

Camouflage Unit

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"So....are we, like, dating now? Or what?"

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."