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'Do we have enough money for sweets yet?'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Turtle Trailer Court

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

Tiger Costume

Sober Tooth Tiger

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

Ike and Tina Turtle.

Well, the doctor said you have to wear it until you stop biting your stitches.

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

'I'm going to be a little late.'

"Hey, no kidding! I prefer slow dancing, too!"

"My doctor told me to get more exercise by walking a pet, but he didn't specify it had to be a dog."

Turtle Home

'Don't worry Darling, they're scientists'

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

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