Tiger Lovers Society Mugs

'Do we have enough money for sweets yet?'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

Tiger Costume

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Ike and Tina Turtle.

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

Sober Tooth Tiger

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

'I'm going to be a little late.'

Psychoanalyst turtle trying to help turtle patient come out of shell

Tiger

'Don't worry Darling, they're scientists'

Turtle Home

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'

"Hey, no kidding! I prefer slow dancing, too!"

"My doctor told me to get more exercise by walking a pet, but he didn't specify it had to be a dog."

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."