Tiger Enthusiast Mugs

Tiger economy.

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

"Behind one of these doors is a ferocious tiger. Behind the other is a beautiful lady. There might also be a tiger there, too. I buy so many tigers it's basically become a storage issue at this point."

"It's that weird Ahab friend of yours. He probably wants to come in and stare at the Albino tigers again for about 9 hours."

Sleeping Tiger

"The tests have come back and don't show that your bones have any specially beneficial qualities: I don't understand why the poachers are after you..."

'He's an army brat.'

"Hello, pet shop? About that ginger kitten you sold me six months ago."

'Boo.'

"Dad, what is anthropomorphism?"

Lunar New Year

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

Tiger Costume

'I thought I would rent it out for the extra dough.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

Sober Tooth Tiger

Ike and Tina Turtle.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

'I'm going to be a little late.'