Titan Enthusiast Mugs

"Atlas, are you alright?"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

'Trucker's tan?'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

'You're new here, aren't you?'

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

High tide.

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

Titanic iceberg auction

Sunblock

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

Texas Dashboard Organizer

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

'The fact that you like Tang really doesn't qualify you to be an astronaut.'

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

Celine Dion

Steeroids

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

"Rare, medium or well done?"

Mummies for Dummies

Twins

Sun Umbrella

Tanning Machine on the beach

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

'Oh darn........I forgot The Alamo!'