Tanning Enthusiast Mugs

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

'Ethel? It's Kay! A couple of those cheap lights in the tanning bed burned out again.'

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

Sun Umbrella

Fake tan and no knickers.

Woman tanning at beach pops out of a giant toaster.

'I see you've been to that tanning studio again...'

'Rare, medium or well done?'

'Stan, you are assistant bank manager now, no more sunning yourself during lunch.'

"I tan easily."

"It doubles as a tanning lamp."

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Tanning Salon.

Indian using a mini bed of nail to reflex suns rays and get a sun tan

"Rare, medium or well done?"

"Time to do your back,luv."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

'Trucker's tan?'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

"It's a belly button thermometer. When it pops up, I'm done!"

'I love us when we're tan.'

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

"Stop your whining: as a teenage toad, I had to deal not only with acne, but with warts too..."

Sunblock

'You're new here, aren't you?'

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

'Medium well, please.'