Titan Enthusiast Pillows

"Atlas, are you alright?"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

'Trucker's tan?'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

Sunblock

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

'You're new here, aren't you?'

Titanic iceberg auction

High tide.

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

Texas Dashboard Organizer

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

Twins

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

"Rare, medium or well done?"

Steeroids

Mummies for Dummies

Sun Umbrella

Tanning Machine on the beach

Sleeping Tiger

'Oh darn........I forgot The Alamo!'

'Stan, you are assistant bank manager now, no more sunning yourself during lunch.'