Tan Enthusiasts Pillows

Sunblock

North Light Tanning Bed.

50 Shades of Brown: Tanning Salon

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

'Trucker's tan?'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

Revenge had come.

'I love us when we're tan.'

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

Sun Worshipers

'You're new here, aren't you?'

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

'Medium well, please.'

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

Gym/Tan/Donut

"Rare, medium or well done?"

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

"High time!"

Sun Umbrella

'Did you just curdle?'

Tanning Machine on the beach

'Stan, you are assistant bank manager now, no more sunning yourself during lunch.'

Lovely tan-lines George, lovely!

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

'Ethel? It's Kay! A couple of those cheap lights in the tanning bed burned out again.'