Tan Lovers Pillows

"ooo - 'Get that natural autumn look all summer long'."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

"Herb's from Texas."

'Trucker's tan?'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Revenge had come.

Tyrannosaurus Tex

'I love us when we're tan.'

Spatula beach

'You're new here, aren't you?'

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

"Hee-hee! I just squirted George Hamilton with sun screen!"

Sunblock

Sun Worshipers

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

'The fact that you like Tang really doesn't qualify you to be an astronaut.'

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

'Medium well, please.'

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

Gym/Tan/Donut

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

Flamenco

"Rare, medium or well done?"

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

"High time!"

'Did you just curdle?'

Sun Umbrella

'Stan, you are assistant bank manager now, no more sunning yourself during lunch.'