Tan Fan Pillows

Sun Worshipers

Revenge had come.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Filet minion

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

Give quiche a chance!

The Da Vinci Cod

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

You're my Venus

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"I've told you kids - that's not a toy!"

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

'Trucker's tan?'

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

Cupid misses his shot.

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

'I love us when we're tan.'

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

Rembrandt's Selfies

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'You're new here, aren't you?'

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"