Tan Fan Gifts

'I got tired of having a farmer's tan.'

Sun Worshipers

Revenge had come.

"Hee-hee! I just squirted George Hamilton with sun screen!"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Filet minion

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

Give quiche a chance!

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

The Da Vinci Cod

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

You're my Venus

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"I've told you kids - that's not a toy!"

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

Christmas on Other Planets.

'Trucker's tan?'

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

Cupid misses his shot.

'I love us when we're tan.'

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

Spatula beach

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

'You're new here, aren't you?'

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'