Tan Lover Gifts

'We have every artificial tanning method under the sun.'

Farmer's Tanning Booth. (Farmer tans under lights directed only at his face and the ends of his arms.)

Some of your spray tan came off in the pool.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Where Indian ink came from.

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

"Herb's from Texas."

'Trucker's tan?'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Revenge had come.

Scot holding a heart.

'I love us when we're tan.'

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"Hee-hee! I just squirted George Hamilton with sun screen!"

Stable boys and Scottsman

'You're new here, aren't you?'

"Mine, I believe, is the Green Jacket."

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

Sunblock

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

Spatula beach

Sun Worshipers

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

"Rare, medium or well done?"

Paisley isn't either the new plaid!

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

Gym/Tan/Donut

Flamenco

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'