Tannin Lover Gifts

'We let 65 people try the '03 Malbec and told them they couldn't just describe it as 'good'. The result: 65 said it was 'very good'.'

"Just be yourself."

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

How am I abducting?

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Alien Assumption

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"You two seem oddly suited."

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."