Tan Junkie Gifts

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

'Trucker's tan?'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

Revenge had come.

'I love us when we're tan.'

Sun Worshipers

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

Sunblock

'You're new here, aren't you?'

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

Gym/Tan/Donut

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

'It feels like two hours of my life is missing.'

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

"Rare, medium or well done?"

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

"High time!"

'Did you just curdle?'

Sun Umbrella

Lovely tan-lines George, lovely!

'Stan, you are assistant bank manager now, no more sunning yourself during lunch.'