Tan-line Aficionado Gifts

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

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"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Fresh fish

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

'Trucker's tan?'

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Revenge had come.

'I love us when we're tan.'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

Sun Worshipers

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

Sunblock

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

'You're new here, aren't you?'

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

"High time!"

'Did you just curdle?'

Tanning Machine on the beach

'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

"There's something different about you."

Lovely tan-lines George, lovely!