Tan-line Aficionado Gifts

Stupid farmer's tan.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Fresh fish

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

'Trucker's tan?'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

'I love us when we're tan.'

Revenge had come.

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

"Hee-hee! I just squirted George Hamilton with sun screen!"

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

'You're new here, aren't you?'

Sun Worshipers

Sunblock

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

"High time!"

'Did you just curdle?'

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

Tanning Machine on the beach

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

Lovely tan-lines George, lovely!

'I'll swap you my Wimbledon freebies for your Anodised pan set!'