Tan Line Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm proud of everything except for the sock line."

"That's a very unfortunate tan line."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

'Trucker's tan?'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

Revenge had come.

'I love us when we're tan.'

Prisoner Crossing

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

How to spot a tourist on the beach.

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

Sunblock

'You're new here, aren't you?'

Sun Worshipers

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

"Rare, medium or well done?"

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

Sun Umbrella

Tanning Machine on the beach

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

'Stan, you are assistant bank manager now, no more sunning yourself during lunch.'

'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

'Ethel? It's Kay! A couple of those cheap lights in the tanning bed burned out again.'

When moles dream...

"You really need some sun."

Emergency sunscreen.