Tanline Collector Gifts

Toast with tanlines

"Nuts to you, too."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

'Do you come here often?'

Doulton Canada Geese

OMG UR HOT

How to spot a tourist on the beach.

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'You had me at hell.'

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

Mum's love of china had reached critical levels.

"But it wouldn't be premarital sex unless we got married."

"Please tell the king I've remembered the punchline."

"With the wearing of this mystic talisman, you will never be plagued by any of the minor ailments usually handled by over-the-counter drugs!"

Diversity...

"No, you didn't wake me. I always sound like this."

Dromedary spy.

'Hiya, spaceman.'

'Oh, ignore them darling, that's just my communist China.'

"My wife's cooking doesn't agree with me. Come to think of it, neither does my wife."

'How'd you wind up with two batons?'

Wordilly Durdillies - Ringworm

Bull In a china shop

Life before mobile phones

'Hi, there -- What's your sign?'

'For deliveries press the hatch key.'