Tanline Collector Pillows

Toast with tanlines

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"Nuts to you, too."

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

Doulton Canada Geese

'Do you come here often?'

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

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'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

How to spot a tourist on the beach.

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'Hello, handsome - is that a Billy Cotton ringtone?'

'You had me at hell.'

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

Mum's love of china had reached critical levels.

"But it wouldn't be premarital sex unless we got married."

"With the wearing of this mystic talisman, you will never be plagued by any of the minor ailments usually handled by over-the-counter drugs!"

"Please tell the king I've remembered the punchline."

Diversity...

'Oh, ignore them darling, that's just my communist China.'

'Hiya, spaceman.'

"My wife's cooking doesn't agree with me. Come to think of it, neither does my wife."

"No, you didn't wake me. I always sound like this."

Dromedary spy.

'How'd you wind up with two batons?'

Wordilly Durdillies - Ringworm

'For deliveries press the hatch key.'

Life before mobile phones

Bull In a china shop