Tan Line Spotter Pillows

How to spot a tourist on the beach.

Boy pilot.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

Two airplanes

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Airliner

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

Pollyanna, the Hamster

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

Cat on Board.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Sunset Attraction

"Honey, look-those are the tiles I was thinking about for the kitchen."

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

8 items or fewer.

"She's all yours."

Do not pass.

"I wonder where they nest..."

'I told her not to follow me!'

Mile High Club

Plane Migration.

"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."

"Check it out! That's an airplane, sweetie!"

'Euston, we have a problem...'

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

Great Urban Sprawl

'This one's for coffee.'

'I went to wash the wheels on that European Airbus A380 by myself. I didn't know it had 22 wheels.'

One Way/Two Ways.

'JetBlue 171, I think my dad said you are clear for takeoff...'