Train Spotter Pillows

"Could you ask the driver to slow down we're trying to film 'Great Railway Journeys' here.

A subway train waits with people at the tracks.

The End Is Near

Replacement Bus Service Spotter

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

"More reductions in rail service."

Mind The Gap

Train off the tracks.

"I've never been one for small talk..."

"It's about time the network invested in some new rolling stock."

Railroad Ties

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

'Euston, we have a problem...'

"You can't possibly upgrade this line. That's a late spider Orchid."

Accident

'Two returns please and one single...'

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

101 uses of a dead cat: train signals.

'CAPTAAAIN! ENGINES!'

"Wouldn't it be faster if we just flew to Brooklyn?"

Boy pilot.

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters

Moon: Made in China

Airliner

Two airplanes

Eviction Notice for Earth...

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

Sushi Train Spotters

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

Sunset Attraction