Trainspotters Pillows

"Hi, its me, I'm on the track"

'Can passengers please be on the lookout for suspicious looking packages?'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

A trevor of trainspotters

'Have you been waiting long?'

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

Latest Railway Marvel.

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

"XIVth Street"

The next fast train has gone.

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

Sushi Train Spotters

"The little engine that shoulda coulda woulda."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

Switchback Playground.

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'