Trainspotting Nerd Pillows

'For the benefit of the passenger who joined the train at Watford Junction, this is the non-stop London to Birmingham High-Speed service.'

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

A trevor of trainspotters

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

"XIVth Street"

The next fast train has gone.

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

Trainset

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

Switchback Playground.

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

S**t Creek Halt

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

Coupler Counselling

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

Commuter on the Orient Express

'Time used to fly, but with lost luggage, rising costs and delays, it's taking the train.'

"I love hearing that lonesome wail of the train whistle as the magnitude of the frequency of the wave changes due to the doppler effect."

Chattanooga choo choo