Trainspotting Reader Pillows

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

'Anorak anoraks'.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

A trevor of trainspotters

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

'Have you been waiting long?'

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

Latest Railway Marvel.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

"XIVth Street"

The next fast train has gone.

"The little engine that shoulda coulda woulda."

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Trainset

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

S**t Creek Halt

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

"We've been working all the live-long fiscal year to get these numbers up, but I'm afraid some of us are working just to pass the time away."

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

Switchback Playground.