Trainspotting Tactical Pillows

Economy Tracks.

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Fighter Jet Sneeze

"He's no hat and all corgis."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters

'Have you been waiting long?'

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

Latest Railway Marvel.

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

"The little engine that shoulda coulda woulda."

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

Sushi Train Spotters

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

'What a control freak!'

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

A railway station covered in advertising.

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

Getting Closer

"Conjoined twins were born in a bed on a passenger train. They were separated at berth."

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

"Phew! I narrowly avoided a near miss!"

'I went riding this morning. . . he got back before I did.'

The Little Engine that Faced a Tough Moral Dilemma.