Trainspotting Tactical Gifts

Economy Tracks.

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters

'Have you been waiting long?'

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

Latest Railway Marvel.

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

Sushi Train Spotters

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

"The little engine that shoulda coulda woulda."

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

'What a control freak!'

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

A railway station covered in advertising.

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

"Conjoined twins were born in a bed on a passenger train. They were separated at berth."

"Phew! I narrowly avoided a near miss!"

'I went riding this morning. . . he got back before I did.'

The Little Engine that Faced a Tough Moral Dilemma.

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'