Trainspotters Gifts

"Hi, its me, I'm on the track"

'Can passengers please be on the lookout for suspicious looking packages?'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Fighter Jet Sneeze

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

A trevor of trainspotters

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'Have you been waiting long?'

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

Latest Railway Marvel.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

"XIVth Street"

The next fast train has gone.

Sushi Train Spotters

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

"The little engine that shoulda coulda woulda."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Switchback Playground.

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.