Trainspotting Gifts

'Trainspotters'

Trainspotter spotting: 'Gosh! A type 406 with original thermos.'

A trevor of trainspotters

"Sorry mate, last train's gone."

'We met in a railway station...'

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'Yes, I know they're sad geeks - but I still stay it's stalking!'

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

"Split-second timing - as one pulls in, the other pulls out."

'For the benefit of the passenger who joined the train at Watford Junction, this is the non-stop London to Birmingham High-Speed service.'

'Mmm that's a bit different for 8:45.'

"This is your final stop, alight here and wander the station platform looking confused and bewildered."

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

I just can't stop thinking about trains!

I love Trains!

Berated at the train station.

"I make voodoo dolls of Southern Rail and ASLEF bosses."

You're my Chattanooga Choo Choo!

"John always fancied being a train driver."

Female train spotter watching wedding trains

Hey guys come see, Trevors found a way to trainspot on the internet.

Trains. Why do they you "Four-eyes"? It's an optical allusion.

Trainspotters.

The hick from the sticks

The new trainspotting

'Services cancelled due to points failure.'

'You don't actually believe you are going to catch a train?!'

"Me? A bum? Why, no. I just love trains."

Eurostar: 'AAAAGH! A UNIQUE SNOWFLAKE!'

"Firstly, I'd like to thank you all for coming."

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Fighter Jet Sneeze

"He's no hat and all corgis."

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