Trainspotting Enthusiast Gifts

Stopping train - UK Rail Strike

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

'Now we have the chief executive of Wigwam rail, how can you justify the enormous fair increases.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

A trevor of trainspotters

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

"XIVth Street"

The next fast train has gone.

HS2

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

Trainset

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

Switchback Playground.

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

S**t Creek Halt

A train's dining car is a diner.

"We've been working all the live-long fiscal year to get these numbers up, but I'm afraid some of us are working just to pass the time away."

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

The Train to Nowhere

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'