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How to spot a tourist on the beach.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Boy pilot.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

Airliner

Two airplanes

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

Pollyanna, the Hamster

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"Honey, look-those are the tiles I was thinking about for the kitchen."

Sunset Attraction

Cat on Board.

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

8 items or fewer.

"She's all yours."

Do not pass.

Getting Closer

'I told her not to follow me!'

Road signs of Aging

"I wonder where they nest..."

Mile High Club

'Euston, we have a problem...'

Plane Migration.

BOEING Suspends Flights.

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

"Check it out! That's an airplane, sweetie!"

Great Urban Sprawl

"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."

'This one's for coffee.'

'I went to wash the wheels on that European Airbus A380 by myself. I didn't know it had 22 wheels.'

One Way/Two Ways.