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"I'm proud of everything except for the sock line."

"That's a very unfortunate tan line."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

'Trucker's tan?'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

'I love us when we're tan.'

Revenge had come.

Prisoner Crossing

"Hee-hee! I just squirted George Hamilton with sun screen!"

Sunblock

How to spot a tourist on the beach.

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

'You're new here, aren't you?'

Sun Worshipers

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

Why are you shaking, Al. It's just the end of August. I'm not shaking � I'm having tech problems with my motion lines.

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

'The fact that you like Tang really doesn't qualify you to be an astronaut.'

"Rare, medium or well done?"

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

Sun Umbrella

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'

'Stan, you are assistant bank manager now, no more sunning yourself during lunch.'

Tanning Machine on the beach

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

'Ethel? It's Kay! A couple of those cheap lights in the tanning bed burned out again.'

"You really need some sun."