Tan Fans T-Shirts

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

'Trucker's tan?'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

Revenge had come.

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

'I love us when we're tan.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

Sun Worshipers

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

Sunblock

'You're new here, aren't you?'

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

'Text your leader and tell him I'm here.'

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

"Note to self...'NICE APPS' is not a good opening line."

Tanning Machine on the beach

Emergency sunscreen.

"You really need some sun."

'... And we'll also sue for loss of your tan.'