Tan Lover T-Shirts

'We have every artificial tanning method under the sun.'

Some of your spray tan came off in the pool.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Where Indian ink came from.

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

'Trucker's tan?'

"Herb's from Texas."

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

Revenge had come.

Scot holding a heart.

'I love us when we're tan.'

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

Sun Worshipers

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

Stable boys and Scottsman

'You're new here, aren't you?'

Sunblock

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

Gym/Tan/Donut

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

Flamenco

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

"Rare, medium or well done?"

"High time!"